I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
i don't like sucking hair
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
Randomize
