my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
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They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
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You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
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I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
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