Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
Randomize
