it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
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