I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
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wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
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So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
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