Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.