he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
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If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
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No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.