1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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