I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
tonight lets celebrate not being married
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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