I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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