Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
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bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
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i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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