ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Your tits are I can't wait for
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
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She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
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you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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