I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I feel like I've been hit by a train. I woke up this morning covered in wine, free condoms, and a sign language dictionary.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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