Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
I forgot how hot balto sounded
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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