I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
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I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
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he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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