Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
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My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
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Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
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