I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
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