CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
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Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
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We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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