Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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