I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
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I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
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Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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