Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
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Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
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I just jacked off to nostalgia.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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