I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
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Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
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She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
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