You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
Randomize
