I wish you could order shots online.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
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I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
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I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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