i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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