Only a mothe r could love this liver
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
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