I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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