I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
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