Just cropdusted the office
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
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I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
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Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
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