Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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