Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
Dear drunk me, don't shave my balls til you're sober. My junk looks like a pomeranian with mange.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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