that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
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you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
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Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
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