tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
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IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
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Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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