I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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