If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
I'm really busy with my period
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