It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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