did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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