You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
So much rum. So many feels.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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