Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
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