okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
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