Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
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