Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
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It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
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Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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