Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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