My dog fell asleep in his puke last night. He's only 5 weeks old and has more in common with my friends than I do.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
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there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
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How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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