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what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
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