For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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