how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
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It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
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I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
the cop asked if i was drunk and i responded with "breathalize me, cap'n". incidentally, he was a captain and i blew a .13.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
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