People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
I use my feet as sexual weapons
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
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