i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
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she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
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My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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