Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
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