Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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