This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
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What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
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Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
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