Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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