quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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