Where did you get a picture of my penis
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
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