Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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